A long, long time ago, there was a valiant knight who accompanied this gentle young maiden on a journey across the woods in search of a lost cellular device. Upon this journey, this knight guarded the damsel from any and all harm. While they trekked the dangerous walk in the night, the knight began to talk to this maiden about his journeys far and wide and as such, the maiden was impressed. Since then, day by day, the knight and maiden grew closer and closer until one day, they became more than just friends. Years later, the knight decided to wed this young maiden in hopes of making her his loving and faithful wife. Over the next few months, the knight carefully planned a beautiful and elaborate proposal—even asking the maiden’s father for her hand—but alas, the proposal was botched. The maiden, unknowingly, forced the knight to propose in a fit of rage. Although she was shocked that the knight asked for her hand whilst they fought, the maiden heartily agreed to be his wife. Now both the knight and maiden readily await to celebrate their union with their kin before living there happily ever after.