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By clicking the button like the technologically gifted human you are.

We’ll assume you’re sending a very expensive gift instead.

Wedding planning has taught us that remembering everyone's address is apparently a superpower we don't possess. Help us complete this side quest so we can send you a thank-you card after the wedding.

We debated pretending we needed a toaster. Transparency felt easier. soooo.... money, lots and lots of money. On this website you can fund: Southwest giftcards and Honeymoon fund (or send directly to Cashapp: $WilbertAcosta). I am also gladly accepting Magic the Gathering Collector boosters and Mewtwo slabs 8.5 or higher.

You have about a 3 hour nap window until food is ready, or you can join us barhopping and crashing the Horizon City Wine Festival. Formal celebrations with cocktails, dinner, dancing, questionable decisions, and legendary memories start at 6pm.

Yes—if you pay $100

Yes if you are 21 and over. Please make responsible decisions. Or at least entertaining ones.

Yes for a small fee—but if it clears the dance floor, that’s on you (and $20 for slowing the party down).

Candlelit romance with chaotic-good energy.

You can take them to the hall kiosks where they belong.

Hydrate. Judge quietly. Hold someone’s drink.

C'mon, we know our families.

As teachers we're doing our best to fund this wedding one guest at a time. I mean just the prices of eggs are killing us.